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This Is To My Homo-Girls

Nov 14, 2007
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I just want to give a shout out to all lesbians. Dudes into dudes, transexuals, hermaphrodites, and everybody else is cool, but there is a special place in my heart for lesbians.

I'm not that creepy guy who watches a bunch of lesbian porn all the time. I love lesbians because they're the only kind of women I understand.

I get it, ladies. Women drive you crazy but you love them anyway. I am completely, one hundred percent with you on that.

So what I'm thinking is, it's not fair that gay dudes get faghags and lesbians get nothing. I want to be the masculine answer to faghaggery. What would be a good name for that? Dykedick? Maybe I will start calling myself a dykedick.