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Nik Chaikin's best line ever:

Nik, to me: You say you don't kiss and tell, but you sure can fucking insinuate.

My jobless existence is still pretty busy. Here's the schedule breakdown:

Pre-7:00 a.m.: Wake up
7:00 a.m.: Drive the gorgeous-even-while-groggy girlfriend to the metro station
7:15ish: Drive home
7:45ish: Ask self whether or not it's worth it to maybe fall asleep and get two hours before waking up for my...
10:30: Appointment to see my best friend/dental assistant at his house so I can prove I have another cavity - which is so lame, because I just got two filled a few weeks ago - and schedule an appointment with his mother/my dentist. Then I have to rush back from Pikesville to Columbia so I can be ready for...
12:00 noon: Kurt is taking me a Sysco food services thing at the Baltimore Convention Center. I'm going to wear business casual and pretend I'm a student at HCC. This is not the first time I've told a little white lie to eat free food for three hours.
5:00: Pick up Dave at Savage
After that, who knows?

March 14th looks continually uglier and uglier. I kind of... triple-booked, at least. I'm going to have to actually make a choice there.